Thursday, May 29, 2014

You should just stick to cardio....

As most of you guys know, I work at a casino over in Lake Charles, La. I get guys plastered all the time as I work the graveyard shift (blechh)

This blog will explain how I overcome and currently deal with 2 major obstacles that concern cocktailing from midnight to 8am.

1.) SLEEP = GROWTH
anddd... graveyard schedule makes this nearly impossible. It is seriously so hard to get the dang sandman to bring me a frigggggin dream that lasts 8 hours straight! My days seem to blend together some times and it is hard keeping track of my meals and when my last meal should be. This is a serious struggle for me :/ I somehow make it happen though cap'n, even if it means I have to fast for 12 hrs straight WIDE AWAKE.

Le sigh....

I stress most about losing precious muscle mass since protein synthesis and human growth hormone is at it's peak while during REM sleep. JUST GIVE ME ALL DA GAINZZZ, screw sleep :(

2.) MALE GUESTS IN MY SECTION TELLING ME HOW I SHOULD TRAIN.
Look dude, do you want this cocktail filled with calories that match your flab or not?! I honestly don't want to stand here listening to how I shouldn't gain anymore muscle mass. "Just focus on cardio, you are already beautiful. You don't want to start looking manly do you?" ummm thanks sexist prick for educating me on what I should look like and how I should transform into a zombie cardio bunny.

I LIKE MUSCLES
I LIKE LIFTING HEAVY SHIT
I LIKE BEING LEAN
I LIKE EATING TO GROW

This makes me manly? Well move over there lil (or sometimes very big) fella and let me show you how a real "man" lifts..

Contest prep already puts me on edge mentally lol so these glorious gems in my sections do not help my cause.

I don't train for YOU! This is MY sport and I WILL excel at it
So bring on the MANLINESS lol


DOUBLE LE SIGH... no bro you can't feel my biceps and I won't do a pose off for you. This isn't the circus, I am a cocktail server.

"Stay hungry and devour the gainz!"
#Nextlevelshit "A new day, a new level!"

Amanda
The Buff Swan

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